When ready to check out at Barnes & Noble, the man behind the counter was taking his merry old time before calling me up. By the time he did, he apologized. Godiva chocolate bars were at the checkout. I set one out and said, "You owe me a chocolate bar for taking so long!" The customer at the next clerk laughed and said, "I like her style!"
Then I ate half the candy bar while driving. At home, I forgot about it in my book bag. Later, I came home and found the book bag ripped to pieces and Guinny protecting what was left in his mouth. The book was fine, but the chocolate wrapper was in shreds. :\
This is his THIRD chocolate bar this year!!!
