Chocolate Icing

Guinness was a bad boy today. I left a kitchen cupboard slightly open (maybe I was the bad girl?), and he took out a packet of chocolate icing. He spread chocolate powder all over the house as he ran from the kitchen through the dining room, down the front hallway back to the kitchen -- twice. The second time, he headed upstairs to stay away from me, leaving chocolate powder on the light beige carpet. By the time he went upstairs, saliva was mixing with it and we have chocolate stains on the carpet. My throat is sore/hoarse from yelling at him. He is in his crate now.